Archive for July 15th, 2005

Unit and Moose…

I think it should be “Unit and Moose, but one’s an excuse.”

Al Leiter

Can’t think of a better option. Leiter is done, but he might be able to “gut” five innings out for you while only allowing 2 runs. I wouldn’t count on him for the long term, but maybe for a start or two – why the heck not? Can’t do Sean Henn and [...]

Al Leiter

This may be one of the best options the Yankees have right now. I would not mind this pick up. I know he has been awful this year, but he does have some history. You know that he is going to be a guy that is going to put his heart into [...]

Unit and Moose….

Big Unit and Moose, then ready the noose. (Mike beat me to the puch)
Big Unit and Moose, then where’s the juice.
Big Unit and Moose, then prepare an excuse.
Johnson and Mussina, then “Looking up……C-Ya!”
Johnson and Mussina, woudn’t want to be ya.
And My Favorite…. A Haiku.
Johnson, Mussina
That’s our freakin pitching staff!
Unbelievable.

Pray for Rain

How about: “Unit and Moose and I guess the rest of the rotation stinks because Cashman doesn’t know how to evaluate talent in other organizations mcuh less his own organization because Gene Michael has been frozen out of the process which is why we have a $200 million payroll and only 2/5 of a staff.”
But [...]

Rumor – Al Leiter

A new rumor has Al Leiter, who was designated for assignment by the Marlins, going to the Yankees.

Mike G.

So far my favorite is: “Mussina and Unit, guess Cashman blew it.�

Pray for Rain

“Randy and Moose, then get the noose.”
“Randy and Mike, then bring up a tyke.”
“Mussina and Unit, guess Cashman blew it.”

Gresham’s Law

Remember Economics 101 everybody? In the Roundtable, bad baseball parody drives out good baseball analysis.

John S.

I got two but they aren’t as good as yours:
Mike and Randy then three that ain’t so dandy.
Mussina ‘n Johnson then three in-na loss column.

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