Archive for August 31st, 2005

And the poll results are…

Ok, we’ve got the results to the two polls posed earlier in the day.
Slowest Yankee: Gary Sheffield. This result is still under investigation because of allegations that Mike T. may have voted 67 times, yelling about the lack of hussle from this Yankee great.
Most ridiculous in a Yankee uniform: John [...]

Most ridiculous- cap dept.

Hands down most funny in Yank cap- Oscar Gamble – his Afro was so huge he looked like he had Mickey Mouse ears. If you saw picture or remember him you are grinning to yourself at the mental picture right now.

Ridiculus in a Yankee uniform?

I hate to talk about the dead, but the answer is definitely Robert Merrill. He used to come out to sing in a home uniform that looked so old and dirty- it was yellow. and didn’t fit around his belly. He looked ridiculous.

Sierra

Big Ru is ready to join the team. He’s with the team now, but on Thursday when the rosters expand, he will be activated. On the Yankees website he is quoted as saying: “I’m not 100%. I have a flat tire. I run like Jason (Giambi).”
This brings us an [...]

Bellhorn.

Bellhorn looked like the moron in shop class who cuts his own finger off on the chop saw. Has anyone looked worse in a Yankee uniform? When the game came on last night and Bellhorn stepped to the plate, I said to myself “who is this idiot?”

This is it

Well August 31st is here. From the time they started this run against Texas they are 14-5. I wanted them to be 14-6 but I’m greedy. I want 15-5. It is appropriate that Randy Johnson take the mound for this pivotal game. Everyone knows what we need: A dominating [...]