Big Ru is ready to join the team. He’s with the team now, but on Thursday when the rosters expand, he will be activated. On the Yankees website he is quoted as saying: “I’m not 100%. I have a flat tire. I run like Jason (Giambi).”

This brings us an interesting question: Who is the slowest Yankee (pitchers not included)?

1) Sierra (with the hammy problem)
2) Giambi (cheeseburger, cheeseburger)
3) Martinez (“rocks in the pants”)
4) Posada (“stuck in cement”) or
5) Sheffield (for not hussling)

Another question might be: Who looks the most ridiculus in a Yankee uniform?

a) Skippy the ball boy
b) Billy Crystal
c) Bellhorn in pinstripes
d) Bellhorn in the road grays
e) c and d but not a and b