Ok, so far here’s what we’ve had:

Bernie being invited as a minor league, non-roster invitee.  Bernie says “no thanks” I’d rather be in PR with my family.  Torre, Jeter and Mariano start the campaign to get Bernie into camp saying Giambi already has a leg cramp.   

Mariano sounds off about his contract and the fact that he and Pavano make roughly the same money.  Mariano wonders: “How am I the 10th most important Yankee?” 

Moose rips Pavano in the papers about effort and not getting the “benefit of the doubt,” apologizes, and then smacks him in the nose.

Steve Swindal, General Partner gets arrested for Drunk Driving.

A-Rod says it’s “a brand new season, we’re going to give 110%.”  Jeter says: “Yeah, right, Lex-Ro next time hit your weight in the playoffs, shut up.”  Torre suggests that A-Rod should stick to writing children’s books.

Does that about sum it up?