Making your way in the AL East takes every arm you’ve got.
But Carl lands on the DL early, with other’s hamstrings shot.
He just likes to get away…

Pavano likes to go, where everybody knows his name
and no one’s surprised he came.
The coaches and all his teammates see,
they’ll be let down again.
They want to know, “Will Carl pitch another game?”

But Carl wants to stay where he can be
at comfort with all his pain.
He’d even cause an automotive crash again!