Archive for April 30th, 2007

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

George Steinbrenner has been replaced by a Pod-Person.  The following are excerpts from his statement (clearly written by a clone programmed to sound a little frustrated but giving Torre and Cashman a pass)  
“The season is still very young, but up to now the results are clearly not acceptable to me or to Yankee fans. However, Brian Cashman, [...]

1996 is over

Agreed Mike.  Those things you list are left over from 1996.  That’s a long time ago.  And, similar to that is Jeter.  I don’t want to hear from Jeter (just like over the winter when supposedly he inserted his two cents because the rumor was that Pinella was going to be the manager) – Jeter [...]

Joe and the Media.

This is going to be brief but the media is eating out of Joe’s hand.  Both 1050 and 660  this morning were saying that Firing Joe Torre is not the answer.  Joe can’t play, Joe can’t hit, Joe can’t pitch.  They used the Jeter quote saying the same things with Jeter saying “This has to [...]

Correction

I was just reading yankees.com and they reported that Wang has a broken finger nail.  I guess that’s why he left the game when he did.  We asked someone in our section who was listening to the radio and it was not reported that there was anything wrong with him.  I guess that’s the reason [...]

Why?

Ok, so we didn’t get swept. I feel so much better.  A few questions need to be asked:
 Why can Wang only go like 85 pitches.  I know it’s a long season, and you want to be careful, but he had a hamstring injury, not an arm injury.  Why can’t he go to 100?
Why is Abreu bunting [...]