WHAT THE HECK KIND OF LINEUP IS THIS!!!

  1. Abreu
  2. Jeter
  3. Giambi
  4. A-Rod
  5. Matsui
  6. Posada
  7. Cano
  8. Cabrera
  9. Meintkiewicz

Seriously, why is Abreu leading off?   Is it his .239 Batting average or his .309 OBP?  Why is Posada not hitting behind A-Rod?    Where is Mr. Fragile (a.k.a. our Centerfielder Damon).   Until further notice the top 5 in the order should be as follows.

  1. Damon
  2. Jeter
  3. Matsui
  4. A-Rod
  5. Posada

The rest can play rock paper scissors to figure out who should bat 6-9 until the can prove they can hit.