“Land of the Lost”

Marshall, Will and Holly were on a routine expedition when their canoe was capsized and was thrown into a mysterious cave. The three found some intriguing crystals and were transported through a dimensional portal…..

Marshall, Will and Holly find themselves in a strange land inhabited by an odd monkey boy called “Chaka,” a small but friendly dinosaur called “Dopey” and strange creatures called Sleestak. Can they ever find their way home again?

Marshall, Will and Holly also find other residents to this strange land. They are called the Tribe of the Yhan-e-kees (pronounced yank-eees). Their leader is referred to as Torr-ray. He has a puzzled look on his face when he encounters Marshall, Will and Holly.

Marshall: Greetings. We mean you no harm. Can you tell us where we are?

Torr-ray: Uh, I don’t know. I was going to say the same thing.

Will: Where did you come from?

Torr-ray: Uh, I don’t know. We are trying to find answers. Right now there are none.

Holly: Are you friendly?

Torr-ray: Uh, I don’t know. We come to the park everyday expecting something good. But expecting something good is not enough, we have to make it so.

Marshall: What the heck are you talking about?

Torr-ray: Uh, I don’t know. We’re squeezing the bats a little tight right now. We’re searching for the right formula.

Will: Why would Abreu bunt as the number 3 hitter, with first and second and nobody out, down by 2 runs.

Torr-ray: Uh, I don’t know. Why don’t you ask him, he’s right here.

Ah-bray-u: Uh, I don’t know. Is this Philadelphia?

Will: Are these guys kidding us? Let’s get out of here. Holly take that monkey boy of yours Chaka…

Holly: Can I keep this one – he tells me his name is Cash-Man, he’s cute!

Marshall: Not unless he can find a power hitting first baseman who can play defense!