Manager: Don Mattingly

Bench coach: Wayne Tollenson (Mattingly’s best friend)

1B Coach: Kevin Maas (Yup, Hank thought Maas was “cool” back in the day.)

3B Coach: Hensley Meulens (Yup, no one else wanted the job.)

Pitching coach: Dave Eiland

Lineup:

LF Johnny Damon

SS Derek Jeter

RF Bobby Abreu

2B Robinson Cano

DH Jason Giambi/Hideki Matsui

CF Aaron Rowand (Signed to a stupidly long deal)

C Jorge Posada (Re-signed)

3B Wilson Betemit (Yup, A-Rod opted out. He went across town. David Wright agreed to move to 1st base.)

1B Doug M. (Re-signed)

Rotation:

Johan Santana (Traded Chien Ming Wang, Melky Cabrera, and Ian Kennedy)

Andy Pettitte (Re-signed)

Roger Clemens (Yup, he’s back. Signed to a one-year $40 Million dollar deal.)

Phil Hughes

Mike Mussina

Bullpen:

Closer: Joba Chamberlain (Yup, Mariano Rivera was signed by the World Champion Boston Red Sox to a 4 year deal. Hank only wanted to go as far as 3 years. Weird, it’s like a reverse Johnny Damon deal.)

Does it matter who else is in the pen? (Farnesworthless, et al)