Ok here’s my crazy predictions (guaranteed not to happen). Also guaranteed to excite John B like a teenage boy on Prom night because they involve ridiculous trades and spending like drunken sailors. Without further adieu.

Trades
Matt Holliday – Acquired in 3 way trade with Colorado and Seattle. Matsui to Seattle for Ryan Rowland Smith, Rowland Smith and Cano and Kennedy (or another prospect) to Colorado for Holliday.
Mike Cameron – Acquired from Milwaukee for Cabrerra and Betemit
Jake Peavy – Acquired from SD for Hughes and Austin Jackson

Free Agent Acquisitions
CC Sabathia
Mark Texiera
Orlando Hudson
Adam Dunn

Rotation
CC Sabathia (L)
Jake Peavy (R)
Joba Chamberlain (R)
Chein Ming Wang (R)
Andy Pettitte (L)

Lineup
1. Damon (DH) (LF occasionally) L
2. Jeter (SS) R
3. Rodriguez (3B) R
4. Texiera (1B) S
5. Holliday (LF) R
6. Posada (C) S
7. Nady (RF) R or Dunn (RF) L
8. Hudson (2b) S
9. Cameron (CF) R

Bullpen
Rivera
Coke (L)
Marte (L)
Bruney (R)
Britton (R)
Ramirez (R)
Veras (R)

Bench
Dunn
Molina
Gardner
Ransom

Damon is the spare part in this lineup/team. I would look to move him in season shift the Jeter to Lead off and move Hudson to the two hole and let Dunn/Posada split the DH duties and get Molina in the game more often. Leave Aceves in the Minors to start the season.