You all know the old board game, I assume; the Yanks are trying for world domination. The Evil Empire is so yesterday, we are spending the real-life GDP of many third world countries. The poor Mets thought they had us one for one with K-Rod vs. CC, and now we have left them in tabloid back-page obscurity.

We will be so hated by every other team, fan, news outlet in the country. I really enjoy that, unless the enemy fan is six-three, two-fifty lbs. , drunk, with a broken bottle in his hand. Happy Hanukkah and Christmas to all, with visions of WS rings dancing in our heads. I’m in a good mood, I’ll even wish a happy new year to Madonna. Well, maybe not.