Archive for March 4th, 2009

The Mick had a cyst..

Or maybe it was an abscess…
Whatever it was…the cause was a dirty needle or bad reaction to some “cure all” shot from a cuckoo doctor if I remember correctly.
Well…it doesn’t matter. It’s not like A-Rod could have possibly come into contact with a dirty needle. Doctors, hospitals, and nurses are really careful about all that stuff these days…
Unless, [...]

Cyst theory re:A-Rod

Maybe A-Rod’s cyst is one of those strange hair and tooth cysts, one where there would have been a twin but the other fetus was absorbed. I’m guessing the non-surviving twin would have been the one with the common sense and brains.

“I think I might have a cyst on my hip.”

Pork-Rod?

Maybe the cyst in his hip is bigger than what they expect.
The guy continues to run his mouth and make stupid statements.  Even when he doesn’t mean to offend, his words betray him.  The latest is wishing that Reyes was leading off for the Yankees… inadvertantly throwing both Damon and Jeter under the bus.  The [...]

Pork-Rod?

Is it just me…or does A-Rod look a little…softer, flabbier, thicker-in-the-middle, bigger in the rear end, this year?
He doesn’t look as lean or fit.