This team is boring.  That game against Atlanta was all dullsville.  Bad and boring is a terrible combination.  At least the Mets have an excuse.  This team hasn’t hit since…  the Coolidge Administration.  Even the Bengals defense has more hits than this team.  Debbie Boone had more hits.  Which brings me to Debbie Boone…. because this offense is like a soft, 70’s song…. “You light up my life, you give me hope…”  Maybe they should start praying to the Almighty for some offense.