Maureen Dowd in the Times did her most recent column taking Tiger Woods and the White House social secretary (re: the gatecrashers) behind the woodshed for an old fashioned verbal beating about not coming clean even after the game is up. She ended the column with,  “Now all we have left is Derek Jeter.” 

That was exactly what my wife told me before the column was published - I’m sure others of us thought it?