Saturday, I was in a Verizon store buying a new cell phone.  They had the soccer game on TV.  For 45 minutes, all I heard were those stupid horns .  By the time I left, I wanted to find Pele and kill him.  It was impossible to watch… maybe with the sound off.  But, who cares. It’s a dumb game.  Last week , the US and England play for 40 minutes and end up in a 1 – 1 tie.  Oh, that’s exciting.  The England goalie (or whatever he is called) knocks the ball into his own goal and the whole country wants to string him up.  I say, string him up right on the field.  Bring some excitement into the game.  Whoever makes a mistake gets executed on the field.  Give us baseball lovers a real reason to watch soccer.  If that’s too drastic, just make the Goalie listen to the horns for an additional 40 minutes.